barton-romanoff:

moriarty:

the main reason

why iron man 3 was so overly sarcastic and filled with one liners, despite its dark tone

was because tony was literally narrating what happened

he was telling the story the whole time 

WE WERE WATCHING HIM TELL IT

AND BRUCE WASNT EVEN LISTENING HE FELL ASLEEP

K

potatoandotherwise:

oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything

so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”

and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”

and I’m like

mom

those are guitar strings

whocaresforyourlonelysoul:

brickjolras:

broken-ice:

geometricdeathtrap:

teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window

This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is. 

something tells me it’s hannibal lecter 

I think I would cry